Do you have a mirror in your pocket ..? Because I can see myself in your pants😏
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bagmilk:

SMOOTH

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

eating-people-deducing-things:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

seriousnoir:

this looks like misha just killed a bunch of extras and the crew arent really sure what to do about it

Let’s poke it with a stick

Dude you’re not gonna poke it with a stick

supernaturalclara:

So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

silent-tundra:

beardgame:

Sickest thing ever!

D: want

silent-tundra:

beardgame:

Sickest thing ever!

D: want

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before: