fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

theyatemytaylor:

thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen hawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph

theyatemytaylor:

thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen hawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph

schoolgay:

schoolgay:

i was scrolling through my pictures and came upon a picture of martin freeman and i was like….wait didnt he say lucy liu looked like a dog…didnt he make several racist and homophobic remarks….he’s problematic tbh….

he literally said the n word multiple times and made a date rape joke i need to #staywoke

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

drinkwithmegrantaire:

Favorite twitter reactions to the JLaw situation. (x)

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

madamgyoza:

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

Please……. stop that

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.