oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

kris10woodruff:

the “teacher stance”

kris10woodruff:

the “teacher stance”

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

"this didn’t happen in the books"
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory) ←
meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

the-13th-floor:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

the-13th-floor:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

fashion-runways:

Zac Posen 2014 Resort Collection